There Are Things That Need to Be Said and People That Need to Hear Them
It’s true. Too many people (including yours truly) walk about with their knickers in a twist and their heads up their arse, all because they keep their lips sealed in hopes of keeping the peace. Does it work? Does it shite. (that means ‘no it doesn’t work’ by the way!)
Well, enough’s enough. There are things that need to be said. And you need to say them. Well, okay, I need to say them too, but it’s much better if we both do it together cos then we won’t feel like such bitches.
Let’s begin. By the way, you might want to turn the computer screen away if you have young kids looking over your shoulder. Well, I guess that depends on how young they are really. As long as they can’t read, you’re ok.
- I love you.
- Get your room cleaned up!
- You’re fabulous, and wonderful and funny and I’m so lucky to have you as my son/daughter.
- Turn that music down!
- I’m sooooooo very proud of you.
- You don’t pay me enough to be your servant!
- I’d love to hear about it.
- Don’t make me tell you twice!
- I love you.
- You’re the best.
- I’m sorry.
- Let me help with that.
- It’s time you paid me what I’m worth. (this is assuming of course, you are actually worth more than you are currently being paid)
- Have you thought about doing it this way?
- Up Yours.
- I quit.
- I’d love to go to there with you.
- Actually, that dress doesn’t look so great on you.
- You should know he’s cheating on you.
- Yeah, you told me. But tell me again what a bastard he is.
- I can’t do this right now.
- Of course you can do that!
- Get over it already!
- Tell it to someone who gives a shit!
- Which part of ‘it’s over’ don’t you understand?
- I’m sure the two of you will be very happy.
- Grow a pair.
- No thanks, I can drive myself.
- It’s me you’re divorced from, not your kids!
- I love you.
- God, you’re good.
- Morning sexy.
- Do that to me one more time.
Photos to Art
