Spammers Have the Strangest Names
Hands up those of you who get spammy comments on your sites. Do your spammers have the same weird names as my spammers do?
Names like:
luxury handbags
pine table
canon digital camera
seo specialist
…
Who would give their kids names like those? I mean, it’s not like there’s even any celebrities out there with the same names. I know a lot of folks name their kids after their favourite celeb, but ‘pine table’? Maybe he works for Ikea?
Another dumb thing about spammers, (aside from their names) is the fact that none of them can string two words together in context. And God forbid, they try to come up with a whole sentence.
Of course, that level of writing is to be expected. After all, it’s not like they can read. Duh! When someone thanks me for a really useful article on a subject that they’ve just spent ages researching… and that is linked to a post about wishing my sister a happy birthday…?
Oops. Silly me. I forgot. Spammers don’t read what they’re spamming before they spam it!
Ok, so now we know they can’t read or write. Really, the spammers of the world are just a bunch of retards who never went to school, never learned anything, (including good manners… I dread to think what sort of parents they had!) and don’t seem to have any kind of a life.
Which explains why they use such dumb names. Obviously they don’t want anyone to know who they really are so they hide behind made up names. The only thing I can’t figure out is why use ‘florida apartments for rent’ when you could just as easily use, ‘joe bloggs’?
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